Thursday, June 1, 2017

I Can't

Emily
Okay, so..........
I have been trying to figure this out



WHAT IS THE PENIS SHAPED COPPER MOLD THAT IS IN EVERYONE'S KITCHEN???

Nichole
LMFAO I HAVE NO IDEA
NO. IDEA.

Emily
FIRST OF ALL, I screen capped the first one just because I was like, why is there a penis mold? Does this couple love dick THAT MUCH they need to make a cake to celebrate it occasionally? Okay, maybe. But then ANOTHER FAMILY DOES THE SAME THING??

Nichole
LMAO

Emily
Like is dick THAT exceptional that people of all walks of life need to make cakes to celebrate it?
And I know, logically, it is "probably not a penis". But then, WHAT IS IT??? I fail to see it as any other object
It just, it is a penis

Okay, I found it??? 


A LOBSTER???
Nichole, that is A LOBSTER????

Nichole
That......
.......is a lobster?

Emily
And WHY does EVERYONE HAVE A LOBSTER JELLO MOLD???

Nichole
So like... I can use this "lobster" mold to make you a "lobster" cake for your birthday, right?

Emily
"provides gentle, even heat distribution." I BET IT DOES

Nichole
HAHAHAHAHA

Emily
This is literally on the website

Nichole
Okay, Emily. Birthday cake challenge accepted even though you did not actually challenge me.

Emily
"Includes a brass ring" well DAMN

Nichole
LMAOOOOOOO

Emily
Nichole, it PROVIDES GENTLE, EVEN HEAT DISTRIBUTION and INCLUDES A BRASS RING

Nichole
This is too good to be true.

Emily
I don't know how I'm the only person who has noticed this

Nichole
I don't know either.
Also, why do people on TV have so much more shit hanging on their kitchen walls than regular people do?

Emily
That's it, this is going in my blog

Nichole
You owe it to the world. 

Emily
I feel like they ALL are using the same Warner Brothers Studio to film these shows, and like, the penis-lobster became an inside joke only we have figured out

Nichole
LOL this is likely very true

Emily
And yes, you can use the "lobster" to make me a "lobster" cake Nichole

Nichole
I HAVE to.

Emily
Mmmmmmmmmmm